I went shopping today
and might I just say,
“Oh, the things that I found!”
From the colorful make up
to help my face wake up
to the clothes from all around.
Shorts, shirts and pants,
dresses that make me dance.
I look fabulous, I should be crowed!
The bright red lipstick,
eye shadow to make my eyes thick
I look marvelous, I don’t even need a wig!
And do you want to know a secret about my shopping spree?
Everything was amazingly free,
to get the bargain through a closet I had to dig.
And as I look in the mirror,
the haunting question is clearer,
“Does this dress make my diaper look big?”