Shopping Spree

I went shopping today
and might I just say,
“Oh, the things that I found!”

From the colorful make up
to help my face wake up
to the clothes from all around.

Shorts, shirts and pants,
dresses that make me dance.
I look fabulous, I should be crowed!

The bright red lipstick,
eye shadow to make my eyes thick
I look marvelous, I don’t even need a wig!

And do you want to know a secret about my shopping spree?
Everything was amazingly free,
to get the bargain through a closet I had to dig.

And as I look in the mirror,
the haunting question is clearer,
“Does this dress make my diaper look big?”

 

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Posted on July 6, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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